I am Simon le
Slinke, world reknowned detective and inventor of the Slink-o-meter.
My Slink-o-meter is an invaluable tool that helps me solve cases
every day - I am very successful!
me to take my case files and turn them into books for the public.
It's a slow process because I have to get permission from everyone
involved in the case before making it public. I can change the
names and places, but it's still a privacy thing. I wouldn't
want to be sued.
Right now, I'm
working on the "Case of the Missing Portrait". It has
all the elements a good book needs. There's a beautiful damsel
in distress, a portrait-stealing villan, feline royalty and a
handsome hero - me! I am really terrific! I think you'll like
the book when it's ready.
If you have any
questions for me, need me to help you with something or want
to hire me, you'll be able to Email soon. I'll let you know when
the Email is operational.
In the meantime, stay curious!