I am Simon le Slinke, world reknowned detective and inventor of the Slink-o-meter. My Slink-o-meter is an invaluable tool that helps me solve cases every day - I am very successful!

Tyler persuaded me to take my case files and turn them into books for the public. It's a slow process because I have to get permission from everyone involved in the case before making it public. I can change the names and places, but it's still a privacy thing. I wouldn't want to be sued.

Right now, I'm working on the "Case of the Missing Portrait". It has all the elements a good book needs. There's a beautiful damsel in distress, a portrait-stealing villan, feline royalty and a handsome hero - me! I am really terrific! I think you'll like the book when it's ready.

If you have any questions for me, need me to help you with something or want to hire me, you'll be able to Email soon. I'll let you know when the Email is operational.

In the meantime, stay curious!